Continuing Old Laws Still in Effect - 7 states left! #8

Vermont-
Tying a giraffe to a telephone pole is prohibited.
In Barre , all residents shall bathe every Saturday night.
It is illegal to paint landscapes in time of war.
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Denying the existence of God , is a serious crime.
It is illegal for vagrants to procure food by force. Apparently if you have a good job & a stable home it is okay to procure food by force.

Virginia-
State law requires all bathtubs to be kept outside.
Children are not permitted to trick-o-treat on Halloween.
Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
In Norfolk a woman cannot go out without wearing a corset. Also spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
It is illegal to tickle women.
In Lebanon it is illegal to kick one's wife out of bed.
Not only s it not legal to have sex with  the lights on , one may not have sex in any other position than missionary.
Flipping a coin in order to see who pays for coffee , is illegal in Richmond.
Swearing at someone over the phone is punishable by $100.00 fine.
No one may work on Sundays.

Washington-
Lollipops are banned. No exceptions.
In Bremerton , it is illegal to shuck peanuts on the streets.
In Seattle it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 ft in length.
Sleeping in an outhouse without the owners permission is prohibited.
Painting polka dots on the American Flag is illegal.
In Wilbur it is illegal to ride an ugly horse.
The entire state prohibits fake wrestling.
Breastfeeding in public is illegal.
A license is required to sell condoms .

West Virginia-
It is unlawful to own a red or black flag.
Doctors & dentists are not allowed to put a woman under anesthesia unless a 3rd person is present.
If you wear a hat inside a theater you may be fined.
Snoozing on a train is considered an offense.
Children may not attend school while their breath smells of "wild onions".

Wisconsin-
All yellow butter substitute is banned.
You are allowed to marry your house.
Cutting a womans hair is unlawful.
Kissing on trains is illegal.
Don't wake a sleeping fisherman , as it is illegal.
In La Crosse  , it is illegal to play checkers in public , as well as worrying a squirrel.
Next time you start a riot in Wisconsin remember that it is illegal to use a laser pointer to do so.

Wyoming-
 In Newcastle , it is illegal to have sex in a store's walk-in freezer.
Cheyenne citizens are not allowed to take showers on Wednesdays.
Women are prohibited from standing within 5 feet of a bar while drinking.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.


Whew!!!! I got it done before the New Years Party began !!!! I hope that you all enjoyed it ! I'll be back next year to regale you with more wonderful stories or rants!!!! Happy New Year to all my readers!!!!