Pennsylvania-
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public in Allentown.
Dynamite may not be used to catch fish.
Fireworks stores are forbidden from selling fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth in Harrisburg.
No man may purchase alcohol without written permission from his wife.
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
State law prohibits singing in the bathtub.
Rhode Island-
Any marriage where either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.
It's a misdemeanor to keep more than 11 inoperable vehicles in front of a house.
Throwing pickle juice on a trolley is considered an offence.
Wearing transparent clothing is highly illegal.
Having sexual relations while unmarried is illegal , but if caught both parties get fined only $10.00.
South Carolina-
State law mandates that if any man promises to marry a woman , the marriage must take place.
Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
Horses are to wear pants at all times in Fountain Inn.
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
Communicating with a woman by means of obscene gestures is a jail-able offense.
Giving or receiving oral sex is illegal.
Alcohol consumption or sales is banned on Sundays.
It is LEGAL to beat your wife on a Sunday morning on the steps of the state courthouse.
South Dakota-
Hotels in Sioux Falls are required to have twin beds. These beds must be a minimum of 2 ft apart. Having sex in between these beds is forbidden.
It is illegal to try to convince a pacifist to renounce his beliefs by threatening him to arm wrestle.
Laying down & falling asleep in a cheese factory is considered an offense.
Movies that show a police officer being struck , beaten , or treated with disrespect are forbidden.
Tennessee-
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.This includes any sex that is not between a man & woman and oral sex.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
Women calling men for dates is prohibited in Dryersburg.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
It is illegal to gather and consume roadkill.
Frogs are banned from croaking after 11 pm.
Stealing horses is punishable by hanging.
You may not shoot any game other than whales from a moving vehicle.
Texas-
In Dallas it is illegal to possess realistic dildos.
There is a law against pigs having sex on the city airport's property in Kingsville.
Kids possessing unusual haircuts is considered illegal in Mesquite.
Shooting a buffalo from the 2nd story of a hotel is an offense.
It is illegal to milk another persons cow.
Urination on the Alamo is strictly prohibited.
In Lubbock County, is it illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol that is in someone else's blood stream.
Flirtation using eyes or hands from either sex , is illegal in San Antonio.
State law forbids anyone from having a pair of pliers in his possession.
A person can be legally married if he or she introduces their significant other as husband or wife more than 3 times.
Utah-
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
It is unlawful to fish while on horseback.
Drinking milk is required by all state residents.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance , if it is responding to an emergency call.
In Salt Lake , no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50.00 fine.
Still 7 more... I have to add them on another page as they will not all fit ! Almost done!!! LMAO
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