Continue of Random Old Laws still in Effect. #2

Colorado -
 It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
In Denver it is illegal for any barber to give a massage to any nude customer , unless it is for instructional purposes.
In Logan County , it is illegal to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
It is illegal to ride a horse while intoxicated.

Connecticut-
A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces.
In Bloomfield , it is illegal to eat in your car.
In Devon , it is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.
If any dog in the entire state is found with a tattoo , it must be reported to the police.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You can be stopped by the police if you ride your bicycle more than 65 miles per hour.
 You may NOT educate dogs.

Delaware-
It is illegal to get married on a dare.
You may NOT sell dead people for money with out a license.
 It is illegal to fly over any body of water , unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food & drink.

Florida-
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is strictly prohibited.
It is prohibited for anyone to walk or run topless within 150 feet between the beach & the street.
The molestation of trash cans has been banned.
Florida deals with its prostitution problem by giving its prostitutes spending money , a five year banishment , and a bus ticket out of town.
Rats are forbidden to leave ships docked at Tampa Bay.
An elephant left tied to a parking meter is legal as long as the parking fee is  paid , as if there was a car parked there.
In Miami it is illegal to imitate an animal.
It is illegal to fart in public after 6 pm on a Thursday.

Georgia-
In Atlanta , it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a lamp post or telephone pole.
In Gainesville one can only eat chicken with their hands.
It is illegal to use profanity in the presence of a corpse.
All signs are required to be written in English.

Hawaii-
It is illegal to annoy any bird while in a public park.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ear.
It is illegal for any shooting gallery to offer alcohol as a prize for a contest.
You may be fined if you do not own a boat.

Idaho-
It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than 50 lbs.
You can be reprimanded for fishing from the back of a camel.
Riding a merry-go-round on a Sunday is considered a crime.
Walking along the street with a red-tipped cane is unlawful.
Unmarried couples who engage in sex can be jailed for up to 6 months.


I will continue the list on another day. I hope these made anyone who read them smile!